Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
