We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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