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So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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