I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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