please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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