Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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