I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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