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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My dick has a subreddit
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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