I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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