your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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