Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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