I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The beers last night were like the tears from god
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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