hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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