well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
