the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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