Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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