i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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