we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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