yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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