all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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