So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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