I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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