All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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