in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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