check it out our google latitudes are spooning
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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