Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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