Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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