Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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