But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
