There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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