How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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