So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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