margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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