I don't remember. Are we still dating?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
