I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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