but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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