id be glad to
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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