i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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