If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Randomize
