my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it's great music for shaving your balls
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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