Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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