i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
