even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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