Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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