I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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