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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Damn victory sex feels great
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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