My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
