Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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