vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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