somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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